What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:02
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Were you ever in love with your teacher?
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No go.
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Just Forget it!
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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